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Horrorscope 2019

How scary will the new year be? Enjoy our funny horscope for 2019!
Horrorscope by astrosofa.com | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/quavondo

Horrorscope 2019

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Horrorscope 2019

There are lots of horoscopes, but you have not seen anything like this! We present our "Horrorscope 2019".

We hope you will enjoy watching it as much as we did making it! The "Horrorscope" is, of course, all fake! If you would like to read a real horoscope, please click here.

We wish you a good start for 2019,
your astrosofa.com team!

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The Horrorscope

That´s how scary 2019 will be. The funny horoscope by astrosofa.com

In January Aries should not be superstitious, because that brings misfortune. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/amandafoundation.org

Aries

(Birthdays: March 21st - April 20th)

In January Aries should not be superstitious, because that brings misfortune.

In February Taurus takes a cooking workshop. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/South_agency

Taurus 

(Birthdays: April 21st - May 21st)

In February Taurus takes a cooking workshop.

In March Gemini should buy some new clothes. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/quavondo

Gemini 

(Birthdays: May 22nd - June 21st)

In March Gemini should buy some new clothes.

In April, Cancer will be spurred to new peak performances. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/sturti

Cancer 

(Birthdays: June 22nd - July 22nd)

In April, Cancer will be spurred to new peak performances.

In May Leo will find someone to play with. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/RyanJLane

Leo 

(Birthdays: July 23rd - August 23rd)

In May Leo will find someone to play with.

In June Virgo goes to the hairdresser. Finally, it´s about time... | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/suefeldberg

Virgo 

(Birthdays: August 24th - September 23rd)

In June Virgo goes to the hairdresser. Finally, it´s about time...

In July Libra does not believe in horoscopes. Except there is something good inside. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/mrPliskin

Libra 

(Birthdays: September 24th - October 23rd)

In July Libra does not believe in horoscopes. Except there is something good inside.

In August Scorpio gets a new boss. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/RichVintage

Scorpio 

(Birthdays: October 24th - November 22nd)

In August Scorpio gets a new boss.

In September Sagittarius is in for a surprise after having a great at New Year’s Eve. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/Imgorthand

Sagittarius 

(Birthdays: November 23rd - December 21st)

In September Sagittarius is in for a surprise after having a great at New Year’s Eve.

October will be an excellent month for Capricorn. Or maybe it won´t. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/Евгений Хабаров

Capricorn 

(Birthdays: December 22nd - January 20th)

October will be an excellent month for Capricorn. Or maybe it won´t.

In November Aquarius isn't scared of spiders anymore. | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/tiburonstudios

Aquarius

(Birthdays: January 21st - February 19th)

In November Aquarius isn't scared of spiders anymore.

In December Pisces escape an asteroid impact. (Watch out!) | Foto: © iStockphoto.com/4kodiak

Pisces 

(Birthdays: February 20th - March 20th)

In December Pisces escape an asteroid impact. (Watch out!)

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