Communication problems? Mercury turns retrograde
Today Mercury turns retrograde, and will do so until 3 February 2022. So-called communication breakdowns must therefore be expected during this time. This can affect contracts and agreements, where we should pay very close attention, up to false conclusions.
Mercury, the god of merchants, now becomes the god of thieves. Spiteful tongues claim that there is hardly ever a difference anyway. But be that as it may. So we shouldn't be surprised if, for example, a speeding ticket or something similar arrives in the post. Technical devices are also affected. Some are now giving up the ghost of machines or no longer work well.
In the past, master glaziers used to hand out slingshots to the boys in times of declining Mercury to increase sales, but today the technical industry doesn't bother with such trifles. One can take precautions with "targeted" programming when materials become brittle, and strangely enough, this is often the case precisely at Mercury retrograde.
But everything is easier with humour. Here now is a joke that falls into the category of Mercury retrograde, that is, in the area of communication disorders.
"Doctor, doctor," says a patient, "everyone says I'm lying." To which the doctor says, "I don't believe them."
He's a bit complicated for some, isn't he? Above all, it has to do with logic. Now for a simpler one. Little Franzi asks at school, "Teacher, do you punish someone for something they didn't do?" - "Of course not, Franzi," the teacher replies. - "O.k.," Franzi says in response. "I didn't do my assignment."
And one last one, because we're already at school and with our Franzi. The teacher asks Franzi: "What can you tell me about Mozart, one of the greatest composers of the past?" - "That he died a long time ago, teacher."
Moonrise: 13:39. - Moonset: 5:35. - Waxing Moon in Gemini.
Gemini Moon signifies: varied interests - love of travel - thirst for knowledge - lively expression of feelings - mental and physical agility - mercantile abilities. But also mood swings - restlessness - superficiality - inner conflict.
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